Splicer children are falling :D

I remember I was playing on this really epic play structure which as I was playing on it I was like "How come I've never played on this before?" So I was playing grounders with a whole bunch of kids on this play structure. It was about the size of two full length basketball courts. It was all connected too. It had multiple levels. I remember there was this mesh like tunnel for you to get someplace and then after you went under it you had the option of climbing on top of the tunnel to get to other places. There was one of those chain bridges but it was about 10 meters long. It wasn't tight chains either it was loose so any sort of movement on this bridge made it sway side to side or wave. So I continued playing on this play structure until the kids started turning evil and zombie like, more so splicer like than anything.. They just started being all rabid and stuff. I got into this huge warehouse type of building with steel structures. I don't remember how I got it but I know had the Telekinesis Plasmid. The building I was on is probably best compared to 2fort. It was two huge platforms on each end of the room, a bridge connecting them at the center. Then there was stairs to the right and left of the bridge where they can climb up to get to the lower portion of the platform as well as down the center where there were ramps going up to the platform. So I was trying to figure out what was going on until people started running towards me. I would fight them off just normally by dodging them and what not until I started using Telekinesis. It worked like Bioshock 2 where I can grab them even when they are alive. I didn't have any Eve Hypo though so I had to be careful of how I was using it. It got to the point where I had about 8+ kids and teenagers running at me, I started just grabbing them with Telekinesis and then dropping them off the side of the platform onto the stairs and the impact of the fall would have either killed them or weakened them enough so the next time I did it would kill them. There were about 40 bodies around before it started the settle down. Some hobo looking guy started to walk around as if nothing mattered. I didn't kill him and just observed him through the scope of my elephant gun, I don't know where I got it, but to be conservative I kept on dropping people rather than propelling them into each other or firing. I also made 34.10 dollars from all this. So this guy starts walking across the bridge and on the other side of the bridge I saw this furnace type thing open up with a bunch of kids playing around a glowing yellow thing. My only conclusion was that it was a new plasmid. I took out my phone and started taking pictures of the guy walking towards the other platform and the girls moving around the glowing yellow object because I needed to research them. It filled up maybe 1/4 of the research bar. I was also hoping that the kids would like maul the guy and I'd get an achievement for it; it didn't happen so I crossed the bridge to progress and got rushed by like 5 splicers which I just picked them up and dropped them down the stairs again. There was this girl laying there on the left side of the platform and I was like "I'm not going to have any of this I'm going up to help you and then you turn on me thing" so I picked her up and found this hole on the platform that I was going to drop her into. She starts screaming and I found out she was a normal person. I put her down and she was just laying there in fear. I said I'll come back and help her after and just left her there. Meanwhile the hobo guy was still walking now made his way to the right side of the platform. I checked out the furnace as the front window closed so I went around back and opened it. I went in to see if I could find the glowing yellow object, it wasn't there and I ended up taking some damage from the heat. Now I see this huge guy wondering around. Imagine a brute but like at least twice the size. I pulled out my elephant gun and scoped in and shot him in the face. Of course it doesn't kill him and just gives away my position so he starts chasing me. You shoot him like 4 times in face and he stumbles a bit. So I shot him about 7 times before he got too close for comfort. I ran across the bridge hoping it would trick him into going back to the right side of the platform where I can just snipe him. I was wrong, he starts punching the steel frame of the rails so you wouldn't fall off the platform. So these huge steel beams were flying at me and I had to dodge them, the first one missed me and then I ran outside to dodge the other one. Near the center of the platform was two big doors, think a church door or something, but it was big enough to fit this oversized brute. The door was made of steel as well so it was extremely heavy to move. I went back in to scout the area. More than half of the platform was now destroyed. I ended up killing him as he was charging at me on the bridge. Then I woke up.

Alligators are never nice

I went biking near dawn to a place I rarely go. I remember there were two paths to cross the bridge to get back home. I was biking home because it started to rain and chose the path that what I could explain as tree root expanding across from one end to the other like a bridge, but made out of tree logs. I got near the peak of the bridge until I biked into the mouth of an alligator. So there I was biking and then I had to stop because my front tire was in a gators mouth. I was like "Oh man I hope it doesn’t snap it's mouth cause it'll destroy my bike" luckily it didn't, but as I was rolling my bike backwards I noticed I biked over at least 20 gators. The terrain changed from solid ground to this muddy ground. I was confused as to how I was going to get back without running into the same problem. The initial gator started wobbling towards me so I started going back trying to dodge the other ones until I just said screw it I'm going to just bike full speed over the gators as I did it going up the bridge. So I got back and then crossed the street to take the normal bridge back home, after I crossed the bridge and biked around for a bit I told a friend what just happened. Then I woke up and told him about the dream over msn, in which I stated that it was the second time I've told him about the dream. I had another dream, but can't remember it though.

How my day went from Ordinary to Extraordinary

This isn't a dream; It all happened with one half asleep message I read and a honeydew. Here's how it all happened.

I woke up because I got a msn message on my phone. It came from Ally's msn virus. I remember reading "Your day is about to go from Ordinary to Extraordinary because you can get yourself an iPhone 3gs (Insert fake link)" at first I thought she sent me a text so I laid in bed thinking "What he heck is Ally talking about?" then I started laughing because I noticed it was just msn spam. I went back to sleep, and when I woke up I told Cory about my attempt at lucid dreaming. (This was around 10am) I also asked Ally if her msn name was ever that and she said no.

Oh side now I had my first lucid dream and been attempting it since. It randomly happened a couple weeks ago where I woke up in my dream, to make sure I was dreaming I always thought of looking at my hands to make sure I am dreaming. So I did and the moment I saw my hands I knew I was dreaming. I remember I had to make sure I continued dreaming and not just wake up. The dream itself didn't last too long as everything was moving along and I was still in this room. I did however walk on walks and change things to try and prove to people in my dream that I was dreaming. I think the moment I left the room I stopped lucid dreaming.

Back to the story though I looked at my hands in my dream, but they were cartoon hands and then I found out I was standing in an empty room. I started filling the room with random objects, like a chair and plants; but got confused as to whether or not I was dreaming or awake. We then talked and I told him about Poor Puma and how most of it is very much like myself and him. We saw one that said "Have a Lucid dream" - Poor Puma "Turns out it was real"

Around 5:30pm I got a text from Cory that read "Your day is about to go from ordinary to extraordinary because I'm about to go back in time and incept the first ten words of this message into your dream last night."

So I responded "So I had a lucid dream yesterday. I looked at my hands and they were cartoon at first. Then I was in this empty room and started shooting fireworks from my hands. Then I found out it was real life"

His response was "You poor, poor puma"

At around 5:40pm when I was going out to my car to go to work I noticed a smashed honeydew on the ground in front of my car. I looked at my car and noticed it was covered in seeds. I laughed and was like "Why?" and then brushed off the seeds on the windshield. My car wasn't damaged and it wasn't completely messy plus it was going to rain pretty much all week so I don't even have to clean it haha. View the picture of what I texted Cory to tell him about it.



This honeydew which probably gave whoever smashed it and threw it on my car joy; also
made my day. Probably the complete opposite reaction they were going for. But over all since no damage was done to my car everything worked out well.

Giant moon and animals

So I had about 3 dreams that I can remember. The first dream was me wandering around some snow covered towers or something. I remember climbing down and snow falling down behind me cause of my steps. I was just looking around and then I saw a Polar Bear walking around and I panicked a bit so I was like “I have to get out of here” I tried climbing back the way I came down, but every time I tried climbing the snow it would crumble when I put my weight on it. I believe I eventually just kicked away all the snow and climbed the metal frame of the tower. This was the first dream. The second dream was me at a mall, but specifically inside a Zellers. I was just running away from someone I believe, don’t recall the reason either. But I do remember someone buying a whole box of chips but after he bought it the cashier was like “There are no returns and you should check the date of the product before you buy it” and the chips were past the best sell date by a year. There was a few that was expired near the beginning of the year. I remember my contacts getting dry so I took it out and was trying to find some water to put on my contacts. In my dream if contacts get taken out of your eye and gets too dry it would start enlarging. Mine enlarged and then some girl cashier started helping me as she had contact stuff in her locker. Oh I forgot to mention the store had about 7 levels. It was very small though; think the size of a store in mall but 7 levels of it. It wasn’t like each level was a different department either. In this dream I started talking to the girl that helped me in and I told her about the whole Polar Bear incident I had. I then was suppose to work but then ran away. The third dream was me running away next to a park with a river. As I was running I saw a huge reflection of the moon in the water, I looked back to see it and the moon was probably four times as big as it should be. But for whatever reason as I was running away things got in the way so I was only able to see it through the reflection. Just above the reflection was another moon too, this one just two times bigger than the normal moon. I remember at one point I just sat down and started sliding. Like as if you sat down on an icy hill, except I was just going straight on a level path. I steered with my legs and was trying to take pictures with my phone. I remember getting running back to where I could see the moon and then I bumped into my parents who I hitched a ride with and then got off to run back and see the moon. I also seemed of have bumped into them again after a while of running and then followed them. I got off a bit further than before this time, I had to walk past this farm with a bunch of black animals. There was a black anteater, armadillo, mini cows and pigs. I thought it was really strange and as I started walking out of the farm there started to be normal coloured animals. Although still really weird, I remember I saw a mountain lion standing on top of some animal as a foot rest. I remember being scared and saying to myself “This mountain lion is going to Red Dead Redemption me” I walked a bit further and got rushed by animals. They were all friendly and wanted to be pet or something. I remember Porcupines coming up to me all happy and stuff but I was like “Yeah right you are going to poke me” Pigs were running to me with a bag in their mouth carrying something over. There were baby deer as well. I remember getting out of the farm and back on the path to see the moon. Then half way from jogging down the path again I was like “I need to go back and take a picture of that Mountain Lion to show my friend or he won’t believe me” so I started heading back to the farm again.

One of the worse things that could happen to me.

It happened to me in a dream just recently. I was playing pokémon with some random girl, who at this point was awesome because she played pokémon. For whatever reason I was playing Blue and got a prompt that said if I wanted to delete my game. I pressed b thinking it would cancel but instead it just over wrote my game and I raged and woke up as it kind of upset me greatly haha.

Damn Seagull

I drove out to some cabin place that I owned that was about 10 minutes away from my house in the city. I had a neighbour as well but they rarely use it and I had a key for the place as well. I remember I specifically drove out there to make rice krispies squares. It was a very elaborate plan as to how I was going to make it as well. For whatever reason, I had to be away from the public and not have anyone see me. I remember not having marshmallows and was going to make a trip to get some. Really close by the cabin was a mountain that people were going on to ski/snowboard. I don’t know how it worked as it was summer and there was barely any snow. I then climbed down the mountain to some stream of water to check things out. Getting down there was really easy, but then the whole thing changed when I had to climb back out. Climbing out I had to find snow patches so I had something to work with because there was a lot of rock parts as most of the snow melted already. I got to this about 70 degree wall that was half snow half rock. I would kick in the snow parts so I would have some leg support and then grab the rocks to pull me up. Somehow behind all that was a water fall and every so often water would gush out of the places I kicked in. I was wearing these yellow shoes and one time my feet were still in the hole when water was spewing out, my initial thought was “Great now I’m going to have wet shoes” but to my surprise these shoes were really water repellent. I reached the top but then had to descend again. I ended up falling and everything in my pocket fell out. As I was gathering my things a seagull came by and ate what I believe was a coin. I was like, “Stupid bird” then it ate my key and I was like, “What the hell” I quickly gathered my stuff and then chased after the bird. It went to the road and while in the air barfed out the coin. I went to go pick it up and then it barfed out the key which I caught after the first bounce.

Banana Peels

This dream was like Mario Kart, but on foot. I was competing with about 6 people, but there were multiple groups each competing for different things as well so there was like 3 races going on. As well as just regular people in this like indoor maze/play structure type of thing. It was like a huge jungle gym room, a skating park, a maze, dark tunnels (like laser tag map) and the starting straight away. Collecting power ups were like floating in the air, you just had to grab it and use it. There were no red shells, chomps, bullet bill, star and anything else that seemed too unreal. I remember getting a nail carpet, green shell and banana of course. I also got 2 special power ups that I never heard of but it seemed like it was good cause it had flower in the name. I just assumed it would have been like some sort of fire spitting flower. I used it when these two girls were catching up to me when we were on the skate park section, I used it, and it was like just a pile of goo. So then the next time I used it I lined the decline of the ramp with the goo. They ended up slipping and I got a lead. We had to do like 4-5 laps, the first 2 were alright, but by the time we hit about lap 3+ the whole course was chaos. There were banana peels all over the place, green turtle shells bouncing around. People injured just laying there. I didn't help them though I had to win the race haha. While all this was happening, everyone was also a part of a huge dodge ball game that spanned over the whole course. Some people would just give up and start playing dodge ball. The rules of doge ball were, anyone could play, but once you get hit, you have to move 30 steps back. So while going through this whole course you had to dodging green shells and banana peels. You had to dodge incoming dodge balls as well. I had some friends that stopped playing and started playing dodge ball so they would sometimes help me. I remember I got back stabbed though and he started aiming at me and hit me a few times. I was in second place for a long time, didn't see the person in front of me, but then when we went through the maze (The maze changes every so often too, it was like giant square pillars that would move up and down.) But that's when I over took him and then ran the rest of the course and won. There was no prize for winning either besides bragging rights and a ticket that says "You competed in the race and placed first"

Giant Jumping Mouse, Kangaroo and Wolves

I went to walmart late at night and there was snow left and someone tried to break into our house. So when I was coming home my whole street was full of cops. They didn't question me though, but was questioning someone that was coming out of my back yard. So I was like "What the heck was he doing in my back yard?" Looked around and followed the foot prints and he tried to get into the house in all the windows. Stuff went by and the cops put him in the car and then drove off. I then saw his family where he had like a brother, wife and a baby. I got inside and asked if my sister was fine, and she said she was shaken up and stuff then asked to go to Wendy's and I said sure. I left the house without her, walking in fresh snow now, until I realized that I left my sister behind. I then sat in the snow and was going to call/text my sister to meet me. But I was like "I'll just go back there and get her then drive the car. So I walked back to my house, get my sister and then leave again. I didn't drive I continued to walk but for whatever reason it's now summer, and I went for a walk with my sister to go to Wendy's. This was all right after another. We walked past this family it was like mom, dad and 2 kids. One of the kids were getting interviewed by some girl and she was asking him if he thought it was okay that people are getting hurt/killed someplace. He responded no; then she asked if he would do anything like that. He also responded no. Then she asked if he would be angry if someone hurt him or his family or friend and would he hurt them back. He then said yes and she was like "Well that's the "(name I can't remember) circle" and then I walked away as she was explaining. We got to this park that we are walking through now. Okay now the next part all happened in a matter of seconds. I was walking and saw some creature and was like "Whoa look a Kangaroo" I was now with 2 people. They then corrected me and said it wasn't a Kangaroo. I looked at it, and it was like a giant jumping mouse. It was close to two feet tall and a foot wide. I was then like "Oh, but that's a Kangaroo" and pointed to a kangaroo which was just jumping around and jumped in front of us. I looked around to see that there was like a pack of kangaroos and giant jumping mouse. It seemed completely reasonable that there were kangaroos in the area as wild life (like Geese in an open field just replace the geese with kangaroos) This was all in an open field near the entrance of this path that lead into a forest that would have tree's on both sides. So when I was looking around I saw something, then I was like "OH MAN! AND THAT'S WOLVES!" So there are these two wolves that are like double the size of a normal wolf just hunting kangaroo's there. The two people I were with then rushed away into the entrance of the forest as I was watching the wolves as I love wolves. So these two wolves were attacking the kangaroo's but couldn't catch them. I was still walking towards the entrance of the forest but walking backwards trying to take a picture with my phone. Some other guy with a gun appeared and shot both the wolves once. Both the wolves went down and I was a bit upset that some douche just shot at the wolves. I didn't want to take a picture of it anymore so I started putting my camera away. The wolves get back up, and then the guy started running towards the entrance of the forest. This is the best part, I grabbed him as he was trying to run away and threw him back towards the wolves. I remember one wolf getting there first biting his arm and then the other one attacked as well. So I hear all this screaming and what not from this guy that's getting killed by these two wolves. I treated him like the wolves prey and not a human... so I took out my camera haha. While I was taking the pictures I remember hear the screaming stop and sounds of bone breaking. I just naturally assumed it was the wolves breaking the bones with their jaw. I took two pictures one was of just the wolves, and then the other was with the guy as well, but because he was getting trashed about the picture was a bit blurry but from what I recall was propped up against something and had either a cheetah or leopard on his back, both fallen victims of the wolves. I jogged back to meet up with my friends to show them the two pictures I took haha. This all happened in about what seemed to be a minute.

It was mistake giant jumping mouse for kangaroo, saw kangaroo, looked around saw pack of kangaroos - 10 seconds.

Saw wolves, got excited, guy comes up and shoots the wolves - 10 seconds

Then 30 seconds of the attack before I joined up with friends again as if nothing happened.

Everything was going good... until now

Everything was going fine for the uberman until I went for my 20 minute nap at 4am last night. I laid around in bed for 15 minutes and because I couldn't get to sleep I reset my alarms an additional 20 minutes to get that 20 minute nap. I got to sleep alright, thing was I turned off my alarms and continued to sleep... for 8 hours. I slept a total of about 16 hours since I woke up on Monday until now. Which isn't that bad. Yesterday I was losing track of time and days slightly already. I forgotten to take a shower yesterday, and almost forgot the day before as well. I've decided to not attempt the Uberman again tonight, but instead do the Everyman 4-nap. How my schedule will work is 5:30-7 core sleep. First nap at noon and every 4 hours until midnight. I found that I had too much time with the uberman as well. So I might just stick with the everyman if all goes well.

Day 1 complete

Finished day 1. I feel pretty rested, pretty much the same as if I were to have slept. The only downfall for this is I have trouble actually napping. I'll probably end up laying there for like 7 minutes if I do actually nap. Then before I know it my alarm will go off. I completely forgot to shower today as I always did my showering after I wake up to wake me up a bit. With all the 20 minute naps I just completely forgot about it haha. I've been playing torchlight to pass the time so far. I will probably play some of that tonight, maybe some d2 and either start Atlas Shrugged or Harry Potter. Things should only get more interesting from here on.

Nap number 5

I hate when I set the alarm for AM instead of PM. Well at least I know I slept for sure. This sleeping longer than 20 minutes is irking me though. At the moment though I feel pretty good. I need something to do though to kill time haha.

Nap number 4

I appears as though I have ignored my alarm and slept for like 2 hours haha. Which is fine, as I am still easing myself into the sleep pattern. I feel less tired than I was prior to napping though. I probably should have just started off with an everyman polyphasic, which I might still change into. So far I have slept 3 hours since midnight last night, assuming I actually napped the first 3 times and have 2 more naps to go, so I would still have gotten less than 4 hours of sleep, which is still pretty good. Tonight is when things will start getting interesting.

Nap number 3

I'm positive I took a nap, but it doens't feel like it. I'm actually craving sleep though. I don't know if you dream, or just more of a conscious nap, where it's just your imagination. Things are starting to get interesting though. I was able to talk to a friend for a good like 2 hours as she ended up staying up. I'm getting hungry now as well. So far though feels just like I'm pulling an all nighter. Assuming this all works out, my life would be in 4 hour intervals rather than days. I'm always going to deliberately miss one nap and see how long I will actually sleep when I get off of the uberman. I want to keep this up until friday at least though.

Anyways, I recall being in some amusement park for my half dream haha. That's about as much as I can recall.

Nap number 2

I don't think I fell asleep for this one either, it's hard to tell actually. So far though I still wouldn't have been asleep on a normal day basis haha. I want to say I did fall asleep, but very briefly. Don't recall any sort of dream so far. I'm sure I'll fall asleep next nap though, that's when things should start getting interesting. I am predicting that Tuesday is going to be one weird all nighter type of thing for me, Wednesday I'll be tired from the lack of sleep. Thursday I will either be used to it, or completely exhausted. Now I need to spend an additional 4 hours doing something, I'm thinking play Sims haha. Or maybe some PC Bioshock. Good thing I got my 2 TB hdd today haha. If it's not raining horribly bad after my third nap I think I'll go take a stroll around block to kill some time, as of now though, there's some 60km winds haha. I'm interested in seeing how I am going to be typing in the next couple of hours/days.

The first of many naps to come

I just attempted to take my first 20 minute nap. I failed. I couldn't nap because it's about 5 hours earlier than when I usually sleep. None the less though laying there would seem like a bit of a rest. Let's see how well I do at 4 haha.

Going to attempt something pretty awesome

Starting Tuesday at midnight I am going to follow the uberman sleep pattern. I will try to blog about my progress every so often as I will have the extra time to do so. I mean I mind as well write something after every nap or so. I would get an additional like 5 hours everyday to do whatever. I'm hoping that my dreams will become more vivid and intense. The best with doing the uberman is when I have to work and I have to explain to my supervisor that I will be taking an additional 5 minute break to sleep haha.

People with super powers

I was with a group of people that had super powers. There were actually two groups, one group that posed as super heroes that had power. One group actually did have powers. Both groups were made of out of four members. The group that didn’t have super powers thought they were hot stuff so they did whatever they felt like. Now I don’t remember reasons but somehow the two groups got into a conflict, where the non super power had something of the super power group. Only two of the four people with powers actually did something. One was in this like test tube chamber thing. Which I believed had his powers stripped or something. The other one just hasn’t shown what he was able to do yet. So there was one person that had super human strength, he obtained it by an experiment gone wrong. He was completely normal looking, with some anger issues because of the altering of genes. It was more so whenever he started using his strength he would lose control and go berserk. When he got into fights he would pick people up and throw them, one hit ko punch people, break limbs and so on. The other person manipulated time a bit. I remember the other group had this special ball that they threw at people and would the victim a lot. When they threw it at the guy that could manipulate time he ended up using it against them. I remember they would throw it at him, then it would disappear, then him telling them that it was going to hit them in whatever spot he chose. I also remember they were kidnapping this one girl by freezing her (not actually freezing her, but like paused her) then relocating her and setting up paths for her to get super powers. The girl knew what was going on, she actually had a plan to try to trick them into getting her super powers. It just so happened that they targeted her first. So she played along as if she didn’t know what was happening just so she could obtain super powers. She would come back into consciousness in random spots, and just know to do something while the other two super power people watched. I can’t remember any more of it, it’s all pretty vague. In this dream I kind of the spectator of the whole thing.

Don't eat choclate that drips from the ceiling.

I believe I was suppose to pick my brother up from some school or a building that had a lot of random rooms. I remember going inside the building and seeing a wood workshop. There was a ton of stuff made like chairs, desk, tables, boats and so on. I got to one table and noticed there was some stuff on that top of it. Then I looked around and above me was this huge piece of chocolate that was dripping. It wasn’t chocolate though, it resembled chocolate a lot, but no one dared to try to eat it because it just got produced from the ceiling. It would drop as a liquid, and then form into the chocolate substance. We left the room to explore the rest of the place, but nothing else really stuck out as much as that room. I then left, but went out the wrong door. I saw someone I knew walking to the same destination as me, but I didn’t bother walking with her; instead I got onto the road and started jogging. I remember it being dark out, so it was probably just a bit after dusk. It took me a long time to get to my car where I was suppose to meet my brother and when I got there I met up with the friend I pasted earlier and she was rather confused as to why we made it to the same place at the same time when I was jogging and she was walking. I then explained to her that I was jogging the road path and the sidewalk had shortcuts. While driving I remember a whole bunch of bright neon orange butterflies getting in front of my front windshield. It wasn’t to the point that I couldn’t see, but there was a good like 20 odd butterflies there. Without stopping the car I decided to stretch my arm out and wave them off my car. In doing so I then accelerated to about 300 km/h (I know that’s pretty impressive for a car. Not to mention my car was really old) So I wasn’t really paying attention to the road as I was focused on the butterflies. When I realised how fast I was going and where I was driving, because I was pretty much on the sidewalk now I swerved to dodge hitting something. I later remember being at some beach kind of place, where there was this hill that was filled with what looked like those Styrofoam beans. I decided to race a friend up to the top. While running up we slid down a bit too cause it was really slippery. Near the top I saw a Zipfy, I grabbed it. I won the race, and when got to that top we saw another Zipfy. My friend didn’t know what a Zipfy was so I told him it was a sled that let you got pretty fast. I then suggested we go down this hill on the Zipfy. The hill was about 20-30 meters high so it was a decent ride. Then while at the top deciding whether or not we should go, a kid got on their Zipfy and went down. The kid went down pretty fast, hit a bump and got about 4 seconds of air time. I was then super stoked to go down, my friend wasn’t so I went and just left him at the top. When I went down though I couldn’t really pick up any speed, and the bump disappeared. Not to mention it shrank to about the size a 30 steps of stair. We then tried to reposition all those Styrofoam beans to ride better, but after moving them around it didn’t even cover the whole flight of stairs anymore.

Best Barber around town

I was in some ghetto part of a city. The place didn't have any good colour. It was mostly one colour in a section and looked really worn out. It had a very chalk, sun stained paint like colour. But it would be walking down a street and the road would look white. The houses would then have one single colour all over the house, extended onto the lawn (They didn’t have grass it was just concrete). I went to get my hair cut by some guy because he was giving out free haircuts. I still had to give him money though, I remember I had to give him a 50 dollars bill and he gave me back two 20's and a 10. He washed my hair, then said he was finished, and I was like "Ahh you didn't cut my hair" He then says he did, and then he went and added a big patch of bleach on my hair, I originally thought it was shampoo, then asked and he told me it was bleach, so I tried to wash it out as soon as possible, but it already started turning an orange looking blonde. I then said to him to just bleach my whole head because having this skunk line of blonde hair made me feel like a big tool. I then thought I would just go dye it red again. While going home with a half assed dyed hair someone phoned me and I heard my new ringtone that I just set last night. I asked him if he was going to come over tomorrow for the bbq. Then I was at my house, which reminded me a lot like a hotel room or something. I remember my sister was playing low gravity gun game for cs.

It's like my own tv series

I can’t remember why but I remember being at a movie theatre drinking some green and brown coloured slushie. I don’t remember the taste or the flavour of this slushie. I do remember trying it, thinking it was okay so I went to get more but it shot out at the cup and splashed everywhere. I also remember I filled it up like 1/3 of the way then added hot water to it by mistake. When I was 1/3 done the slushie I somehow spilled it all over myself. Then some deathly person ended up switching bodies with a kid that we knew. The person was about to die and we were trying to help him by finding his real body. The search lasted what felt like 2 hours. We searched all around the area where I lived, but failed to find him in time. When we did find him, he was already dead. The man had pain in his arm, leg and chest and he felt the pain even in the child’s body. Then after the whole body swap incident, some guy we told to get out of our way got angry at us and I think kidnapped someone. The weird thing about this was it was like a tv show. After the problem with the body swap we didn’t even get a chance to mourn or be relieved of getting the kid’s body back. It played out like a tv show also, like there was breaks in my dream to replace commercials. We found some paper that was the person’s ID; but to confirm it, it took a while because we found it, gave it to the police, break, and then told us. The person that was angry at us was this ex army guy. I know this because he had his own little video introduction type thing. This episode started off with him calling us and saying “I didn’t like how you called me Mars Bar guy, you are going to regret that” because when we were searching for the ill person he was there eating a mars bar so that’s what we called him. I should clarify that there was a team of like 3 girls and 2 other boys with me. So he kidnapped one of these girls, then the other 2 went to try and rescue her along with 1 boy. Now get this, because he was an ex army guy his face was now painted camo, and was getting away in a helicopter. There were two switched near the rear that the girls were trying to switch. It turned off the propeller. The propeller worked a little weird. The left switch would make it so the left side would fail (imagine a plane and the left switch killing off the left jet, something similar to that extent) so the girls would be able to get one switch but then the guy would flip it back. It wasn’t working out too well. Then the guy was able to throw one switch and keep Mar’s bar guy busy (Oh the switches were more like something a lever that you would pull back and it would lock in place. Kind of like pulling back a spring or something as it locks in place after a certain point) I forgot to mention it, but everyone was chasing them on cars, don’t ask why the helicopter was flying so low. The girls then pulled back the other switch, making the helicopter go out of control. The guy that was trying to stop mar’s bar guy was now in the helicopter and then the propeller fell and chopped off half their heads, middle of the nose and up. So the whole inside of the helicopter was covered in blood. They just sat there dead for a while then they both got up and removed a blue mask or something as that was the end of the scene.

Parkour with a creepy person

I remember doing parkour around the city of Calgary. I was either teaching someone else or someone was teaching me. The roads were like a level of highways. So one road was floor level, and then another road slightly perpendicular to it was above that and so on. I remember jumping from one road to another because no one expected people to be parkouring on the roads that they wouldn’t know we were there so we couldn’t get in trouble or something. I don’t know how we didn’t get hit by a car; I know we didn’t parkour over them that’s for sure. Anyways after that I went to some class, I believe it was an art class. I thought to myself, “Wow, I learned parkour pretty fast, it’s so handy” I don’t recall what we were working on, but I remember I mentioned Harry Potter. There was also some creepy girl that like stalked me. I remember she told me she liked me or something and I was like “Okay, cool” because I didn’t know who she was and didn’t want to be rude about it. I remember she licked my collar bone to my shoulder and was like “I shouldn’t have done that should I?” This was done out of the blue, as if I saw someone and waved, she saw me and licked me. I was so shocked and grossed out by it I don’t remember responding, but I know I distanced myself from her haha. Other days went on as I tried to avoid this person.

Why can't I meet famous people in real life?

I don’t remember much about this dream as I just got up and did other stuff so I forgot most of it. I don’t know how or where I was, but I ended up meeting Tegan and Sara. I know they weren’t playing so I just met them somewhere (Probably in hope of meeting them at the Dragonette show tonight because someone I know met them) I remember sitting and as the show was over, they got up and then I believe Sara randomly sniffed someone’s back, not discreetly either. She just pressed her whole face up against this guy’s sweater and inhaled through her nose. I was watching her do and then she looked up and we made eye contact. I then said to her “That wasn’t creepy at all... now do me next haha” She looked extremely concerned until I said I was joking. We ended up talking and then somehow I was in my room and then I asked them to sign their books. That was all I remember, I also noticed I wrote this yesterday after I woke up:

“Kristin Bell was in water, tackled some guy stole his pants because people were pranking her because she was green (eco)”

I have no recollection of this dream, I cannot explain it any further haha.

Stuck on an island

March 16 2010
I was trapped on this island with one other male and two female. We were on the island for at least a few weeks I believe. It all started out as an amusement park, but then later we all got trapped there. I remember looking for food, but don’t recall finding or eating any. I can’t remember what I was doing but a fruit fly landed on me and I ordered everyone to look for where they were coming from because food should be nearby; we found nothing. We didn’t have electricity so we smashed a lot of tv’s out of boredom. We also found these shelves where we threw everything off of it, set up some books and stood about 6 meters away and threw rocks at them to see if we could knock them off. There was the top one, which was a small book on top of a book, which if you knocked the small book off you got 50 points and everything else was worth 1. There were two other shelves that had books on it. I ended up hitting the small book; there was no actual prize but bragging rights. As we were playing we somehow got in contact with some rescuers and we met up. They made us compete for some reason, we were suppose to run to where they told us to, then come back. I was racing the guy and we both decided not to race so we would just slowly run to where we supposed to run to and run back. What normally takes 13 seconds took us close to 33 seconds. Funky stop watch we used though, think a regular clock, but for the second hand it was milliseconds and hour hand was the seconds.

Sleeping earlier than usual

It's about 3am. I was saying just yesterday how it felt weird sleeping at 4:40am because I usually sleep around 6am. But tonight I'm going to attempt to sleep even earlier just so I can wake up to buy Final Fantasy XIII. Last time I did something like this was with Bioshock 2 and this time I have about 1/5 of the excitement in comparison. But anyways, who else sleeps around 6am normally?

Let's try to keep this up to date now shall we?

March 6 2010
Just had this dream I was working at wal-mart. I was 30 minutes late and when I got there someone gave me the task to hold a bag and I was like "What is this for? I'm a some human trash can?" they replied "Exactly" Then they gave me Christmas bells to ring and greeting people for I believe valentines day. I picked ones that didn't make any noise, as well as hold them on the sides so they would be completely muted. I then decided to not use them and other workers complained to me and I was like "I'm sorry but this is offending my religion by improper use" Then I just stood around talking to people. I got a few people that got forced to go to this wal-mart type place and we all agreed to play some laser tag or something because I was playing laser tag. This map for laser tag was ridiculously awesome though. There was this one room with this like chain fence for a wall and two levels. The only way to get to the upper level is to climb/shuffle across the chain fence. People on the other side of the fence can shoot you when that happens. There was melee as well. At first it worked by the other people would have to grab your suit and lift if from your chest and push a button that's underneath. After someone melee'd me I pushed on his suit to push the button and he was like "That's so much easier" So we continue to play laser tag. There was this tunnel that was painted like an illusion where the floor would look like walls and the end of the tunnel looked far away when it wasn't, it would look like it was straight when there was actually an incline. There was one point where the incline was I think at least 70 degrees I think, it was steep enough that people that were coming from the other side would usually jump this part. Oh I forgot to mention, bikes were allowed in this place. So I camped near the peak of this incline waiting to ambush the person would jump this gap. Someone did and I surprisingly caught up to them on my feet to melee them (Button was placed on both front and back) because I didn't have a gun yet. I somehow managed to get myself a gun, and started shooting at people that were getting easy hits on me before. Everyone playing wore bright orange toques which allowed for headshots. I somehow didn't get a toque or mine didn't register headshots. I remember I got someone in the head when I ran by him in a hallway and turned a corner. (This game had a lot more honour and fairness than real laser tag games as they don't just shoot you right away if you get shot, nor do they shoot you like 3 times in a row) But this one guy got pissed cause I got him so he chased me into the room I went into and puts his laser guy to my head point-blank and unloads. He had an automatic type gun cause I could hear the sounds of it firing really fast. None of them registered and I shot him in the front piece. He got angrier and started to chase me for revenge. I got into this one room where I ended up getting behind him and was going to ambush him with this other guy that got shot by him. We said we'd have a truce until he was shot, but I planned to shoot him right after. He agreed and then when my back was turned not paying attention to him he shot me and I was like "You bastard" and started to laugh. I somehow got warped back to this wal-mart place but instead it was a movie theatre now. Some girl bought a ticket for a show but she was like 20 minutes early. So she sat around to wait, there were also these two old ladies that were waiting and they had I think airplanes or something on their hands. Then something happened where the girl had to explain to me that back in the day people would draw on their hand wheels or something else to distinguish their form of transportation. Then we started to draw, I remember trying to draw a plane really half assed, but when I looked at it upside down it looked like a fat kid so I started drawing a fat kid instead. This girl was not pleased with my drawing at first, but slowly started to like it. They she started folding it up, but not the whole thing, just the stuff I drew like she cut it out just my drawing. She folded it so it ended up looking like a giant 2d apple.