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March 6 2010
Just had this dream I was working at wal-mart. I was 30 minutes late and when I got there someone gave me the task to hold a bag and I was like "What is this for? I'm a some human trash can?" they replied "Exactly" Then they gave me Christmas bells to ring and greeting people for I believe valentines day. I picked ones that didn't make any noise, as well as hold them on the sides so they would be completely muted. I then decided to not use them and other workers complained to me and I was like "I'm sorry but this is offending my religion by improper use" Then I just stood around talking to people. I got a few people that got forced to go to this wal-mart type place and we all agreed to play some laser tag or something because I was playing laser tag. This map for laser tag was ridiculously awesome though. There was this one room with this like chain fence for a wall and two levels. The only way to get to the upper level is to climb/shuffle across the chain fence. People on the other side of the fence can shoot you when that happens. There was melee as well. At first it worked by the other people would have to grab your suit and lift if from your chest and push a button that's underneath. After someone melee'd me I pushed on his suit to push the button and he was like "That's so much easier" So we continue to play laser tag. There was this tunnel that was painted like an illusion where the floor would look like walls and the end of the tunnel looked far away when it wasn't, it would look like it was straight when there was actually an incline. There was one point where the incline was I think at least 70 degrees I think, it was steep enough that people that were coming from the other side would usually jump this part. Oh I forgot to mention, bikes were allowed in this place. So I camped near the peak of this incline waiting to ambush the person would jump this gap. Someone did and I surprisingly caught up to them on my feet to melee them (Button was placed on both front and back) because I didn't have a gun yet. I somehow managed to get myself a gun, and started shooting at people that were getting easy hits on me before. Everyone playing wore bright orange toques which allowed for headshots. I somehow didn't get a toque or mine didn't register headshots. I remember I got someone in the head when I ran by him in a hallway and turned a corner. (This game had a lot more honour and fairness than real laser tag games as they don't just shoot you right away if you get shot, nor do they shoot you like 3 times in a row) But this one guy got pissed cause I got him so he chased me into the room I went into and puts his laser guy to my head point-blank and unloads. He had an automatic type gun cause I could hear the sounds of it firing really fast. None of them registered and I shot him in the front piece. He got angrier and started to chase me for revenge. I got into this one room where I ended up getting behind him and was going to ambush him with this other guy that got shot by him. We said we'd have a truce until he was shot, but I planned to shoot him right after. He agreed and then when my back was turned not paying attention to him he shot me and I was like "You bastard" and started to laugh. I somehow got warped back to this wal-mart place but instead it was a movie theatre now. Some girl bought a ticket for a show but she was like 20 minutes early. So she sat around to wait, there were also these two old ladies that were waiting and they had I think airplanes or something on their hands. Then something happened where the girl had to explain to me that back in the day people would draw on their hand wheels or something else to distinguish their form of transportation. Then we started to draw, I remember trying to draw a plane really half assed, but when I looked at it upside down it looked like a fat kid so I started drawing a fat kid instead. This girl was not pleased with my drawing at first, but slowly started to like it. They she started folding it up, but not the whole thing, just the stuff I drew like she cut it out just my drawing. She folded it so it ended up looking like a giant 2d apple.