Most epic cartoon trailer ever.

Dreamt I was watching this cartoon about how the world is as we know it. It happened really quickly like a trailer. It started off as people lost and didn't know what to do. Then there was the north pole, the pole guided us in the light, and south pole, the pole that guided us in the darkness. North pole was Moses, south pole was Jesus. There was a huge war that has been going on and finally people start making it to the separate poles. One guy was running past everyone carrying this piece of fence on a pole. He made it to the alter first and then was transformed into Poseidon. This was all be narrated too like the guy from Bastion. I ended up waking up, but this most likely would have continued for a whole bunch of people.