Parkour with a creepy person

I remember doing parkour around the city of Calgary. I was either teaching someone else or someone was teaching me. The roads were like a level of highways. So one road was floor level, and then another road slightly perpendicular to it was above that and so on. I remember jumping from one road to another because no one expected people to be parkouring on the roads that they wouldn’t know we were there so we couldn’t get in trouble or something. I don’t know how we didn’t get hit by a car; I know we didn’t parkour over them that’s for sure. Anyways after that I went to some class, I believe it was an art class. I thought to myself, “Wow, I learned parkour pretty fast, it’s so handy” I don’t recall what we were working on, but I remember I mentioned Harry Potter. There was also some creepy girl that like stalked me. I remember she told me she liked me or something and I was like “Okay, cool” because I didn’t know who she was and didn’t want to be rude about it. I remember she licked my collar bone to my shoulder and was like “I shouldn’t have done that should I?” This was done out of the blue, as if I saw someone and waved, she saw me and licked me. I was so shocked and grossed out by it I don’t remember responding, but I know I distanced myself from her haha. Other days went on as I tried to avoid this person.

Why can't I meet famous people in real life?

I don’t remember much about this dream as I just got up and did other stuff so I forgot most of it. I don’t know how or where I was, but I ended up meeting Tegan and Sara. I know they weren’t playing so I just met them somewhere (Probably in hope of meeting them at the Dragonette show tonight because someone I know met them) I remember sitting and as the show was over, they got up and then I believe Sara randomly sniffed someone’s back, not discreetly either. She just pressed her whole face up against this guy’s sweater and inhaled through her nose. I was watching her do and then she looked up and we made eye contact. I then said to her “That wasn’t creepy at all... now do me next haha” She looked extremely concerned until I said I was joking. We ended up talking and then somehow I was in my room and then I asked them to sign their books. That was all I remember, I also noticed I wrote this yesterday after I woke up:

“Kristin Bell was in water, tackled some guy stole his pants because people were pranking her because she was green (eco)”

I have no recollection of this dream, I cannot explain it any further haha.

Stuck on an island

March 16 2010
I was trapped on this island with one other male and two female. We were on the island for at least a few weeks I believe. It all started out as an amusement park, but then later we all got trapped there. I remember looking for food, but don’t recall finding or eating any. I can’t remember what I was doing but a fruit fly landed on me and I ordered everyone to look for where they were coming from because food should be nearby; we found nothing. We didn’t have electricity so we smashed a lot of tv’s out of boredom. We also found these shelves where we threw everything off of it, set up some books and stood about 6 meters away and threw rocks at them to see if we could knock them off. There was the top one, which was a small book on top of a book, which if you knocked the small book off you got 50 points and everything else was worth 1. There were two other shelves that had books on it. I ended up hitting the small book; there was no actual prize but bragging rights. As we were playing we somehow got in contact with some rescuers and we met up. They made us compete for some reason, we were suppose to run to where they told us to, then come back. I was racing the guy and we both decided not to race so we would just slowly run to where we supposed to run to and run back. What normally takes 13 seconds took us close to 33 seconds. Funky stop watch we used though, think a regular clock, but for the second hand it was milliseconds and hour hand was the seconds.

Sleeping earlier than usual

It's about 3am. I was saying just yesterday how it felt weird sleeping at 4:40am because I usually sleep around 6am. But tonight I'm going to attempt to sleep even earlier just so I can wake up to buy Final Fantasy XIII. Last time I did something like this was with Bioshock 2 and this time I have about 1/5 of the excitement in comparison. But anyways, who else sleeps around 6am normally?

Let's try to keep this up to date now shall we?

March 6 2010
Just had this dream I was working at wal-mart. I was 30 minutes late and when I got there someone gave me the task to hold a bag and I was like "What is this for? I'm a some human trash can?" they replied "Exactly" Then they gave me Christmas bells to ring and greeting people for I believe valentines day. I picked ones that didn't make any noise, as well as hold them on the sides so they would be completely muted. I then decided to not use them and other workers complained to me and I was like "I'm sorry but this is offending my religion by improper use" Then I just stood around talking to people. I got a few people that got forced to go to this wal-mart type place and we all agreed to play some laser tag or something because I was playing laser tag. This map for laser tag was ridiculously awesome though. There was this one room with this like chain fence for a wall and two levels. The only way to get to the upper level is to climb/shuffle across the chain fence. People on the other side of the fence can shoot you when that happens. There was melee as well. At first it worked by the other people would have to grab your suit and lift if from your chest and push a button that's underneath. After someone melee'd me I pushed on his suit to push the button and he was like "That's so much easier" So we continue to play laser tag. There was this tunnel that was painted like an illusion where the floor would look like walls and the end of the tunnel looked far away when it wasn't, it would look like it was straight when there was actually an incline. There was one point where the incline was I think at least 70 degrees I think, it was steep enough that people that were coming from the other side would usually jump this part. Oh I forgot to mention, bikes were allowed in this place. So I camped near the peak of this incline waiting to ambush the person would jump this gap. Someone did and I surprisingly caught up to them on my feet to melee them (Button was placed on both front and back) because I didn't have a gun yet. I somehow managed to get myself a gun, and started shooting at people that were getting easy hits on me before. Everyone playing wore bright orange toques which allowed for headshots. I somehow didn't get a toque or mine didn't register headshots. I remember I got someone in the head when I ran by him in a hallway and turned a corner. (This game had a lot more honour and fairness than real laser tag games as they don't just shoot you right away if you get shot, nor do they shoot you like 3 times in a row) But this one guy got pissed cause I got him so he chased me into the room I went into and puts his laser guy to my head point-blank and unloads. He had an automatic type gun cause I could hear the sounds of it firing really fast. None of them registered and I shot him in the front piece. He got angrier and started to chase me for revenge. I got into this one room where I ended up getting behind him and was going to ambush him with this other guy that got shot by him. We said we'd have a truce until he was shot, but I planned to shoot him right after. He agreed and then when my back was turned not paying attention to him he shot me and I was like "You bastard" and started to laugh. I somehow got warped back to this wal-mart place but instead it was a movie theatre now. Some girl bought a ticket for a show but she was like 20 minutes early. So she sat around to wait, there were also these two old ladies that were waiting and they had I think airplanes or something on their hands. Then something happened where the girl had to explain to me that back in the day people would draw on their hand wheels or something else to distinguish their form of transportation. Then we started to draw, I remember trying to draw a plane really half assed, but when I looked at it upside down it looked like a fat kid so I started drawing a fat kid instead. This girl was not pleased with my drawing at first, but slowly started to like it. They she started folding it up, but not the whole thing, just the stuff I drew like she cut it out just my drawing. She folded it so it ended up looking like a giant 2d apple.