Monday, September 20, 2010

Splicer children are falling :D

I remember I was playing on this really epic play structure which as I was playing on it I was like "How come I've never played on this before?" So I was playing grounders with a whole bunch of kids on this play structure. It was about the size of two full length basketball courts. It was all connected too. It had multiple levels. I remember there was this mesh like tunnel for you to get someplace and then after you went under it you had the option of climbing on top of the tunnel to get to other places. There was one of those chain bridges but it was about 10 meters long. It wasn't tight chains either it was loose so any sort of movement on this bridge made it sway side to side or wave. So I continued playing on this play structure until the kids started turning evil and zombie like, more so splicer like than anything.. They just started being all rabid and stuff. I got into this huge warehouse type of building with steel structures. I don't remember how I got it but I know had the Telekinesis Plasmid. The building I was on is probably best compared to 2fort. It was two huge platforms on each end of the room, a bridge connecting them at the center. Then there was stairs to the right and left of the bridge where they can climb up to get to the lower portion of the platform as well as down the center where there were ramps going up to the platform. So I was trying to figure out what was going on until people started running towards me. I would fight them off just normally by dodging them and what not until I started using Telekinesis. It worked like Bioshock 2 where I can grab them even when they are alive. I didn't have any Eve Hypo though so I had to be careful of how I was using it. It got to the point where I had about 8+ kids and teenagers running at me, I started just grabbing them with Telekinesis and then dropping them off the side of the platform onto the stairs and the impact of the fall would have either killed them or weakened them enough so the next time I did it would kill them. There were about 40 bodies around before it started the settle down. Some hobo looking guy started to walk around as if nothing mattered. I didn't kill him and just observed him through the scope of my elephant gun, I don't know where I got it, but to be conservative I kept on dropping people rather than propelling them into each other or firing. I also made 34.10 dollars from all this. So this guy starts walking across the bridge and on the other side of the bridge I saw this furnace type thing open up with a bunch of kids playing around a glowing yellow thing. My only conclusion was that it was a new plasmid. I took out my phone and started taking pictures of the guy walking towards the other platform and the girls moving around the glowing yellow object because I needed to research them. It filled up maybe 1/4 of the research bar. I was also hoping that the kids would like maul the guy and I'd get an achievement for it; it didn't happen so I crossed the bridge to progress and got rushed by like 5 splicers which I just picked them up and dropped them down the stairs again. There was this girl laying there on the left side of the platform and I was like "I'm not going to have any of this I'm going up to help you and then you turn on me thing" so I picked her up and found this hole on the platform that I was going to drop her into. She starts screaming and I found out she was a normal person. I put her down and she was just laying there in fear. I said I'll come back and help her after and just left her there. Meanwhile the hobo guy was still walking now made his way to the right side of the platform. I checked out the furnace as the front window closed so I went around back and opened it. I went in to see if I could find the glowing yellow object, it wasn't there and I ended up taking some damage from the heat. Now I see this huge guy wondering around. Imagine a brute but like at least twice the size. I pulled out my elephant gun and scoped in and shot him in the face. Of course it doesn't kill him and just gives away my position so he starts chasing me. You shoot him like 4 times in face and he stumbles a bit. So I shot him about 7 times before he got too close for comfort. I ran across the bridge hoping it would trick him into going back to the right side of the platform where I can just snipe him. I was wrong, he starts punching the steel frame of the rails so you wouldn't fall off the platform. So these huge steel beams were flying at me and I had to dodge them, the first one missed me and then I ran outside to dodge the other one. Near the center of the platform was two big doors, think a church door or something, but it was big enough to fit this oversized brute. The door was made of steel as well so it was extremely heavy to move. I went back in to scout the area. More than half of the platform was now destroyed. I ended up killing him as he was charging at me on the bridge. Then I woke up.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Alligators are never nice

I went biking near dawn to a place I rarely go. I remember there were two paths to cross the bridge to get back home. I was biking home because it started to rain and chose the path that what I could explain as tree root expanding across from one end to the other like a bridge, but made out of tree logs. I got near the peak of the bridge until I biked into the mouth of an alligator. So there I was biking and then I had to stop because my front tire was in a gators mouth. I was like "Oh man I hope it doesn’t snap it's mouth cause it'll destroy my bike" luckily it didn't, but as I was rolling my bike backwards I noticed I biked over at least 20 gators. The terrain changed from solid ground to this muddy ground. I was confused as to how I was going to get back without running into the same problem. The initial gator started wobbling towards me so I started going back trying to dodge the other ones until I just said screw it I'm going to just bike full speed over the gators as I did it going up the bridge. So I got back and then crossed the street to take the normal bridge back home, after I crossed the bridge and biked around for a bit I told a friend what just happened. Then I woke up and told him about the dream over msn, in which I stated that it was the second time I've told him about the dream. I had another dream, but can't remember it though.

Monday, September 13, 2010

How my day went from Ordinary to Extraordinary

This isn't a dream; It all happened with one half asleep message I read and a honeydew. Here's how it all happened.

I woke up because I got a msn message on my phone. It came from Ally's msn virus. I remember reading "Your day is about to go from Ordinary to Extraordinary because you can get yourself an iPhone 3gs (Insert fake link)" at first I thought she sent me a text so I laid in bed thinking "What he heck is Ally talking about?" then I started laughing because I noticed it was just msn spam. I went back to sleep, and when I woke up I told Cory about my attempt at lucid dreaming. (This was around 10am) I also asked Ally if her msn name was ever that and she said no.

Oh side now I had my first lucid dream and been attempting it since. It randomly happened a couple weeks ago where I woke up in my dream, to make sure I was dreaming I always thought of looking at my hands to make sure I am dreaming. So I did and the moment I saw my hands I knew I was dreaming. I remember I had to make sure I continued dreaming and not just wake up. The dream itself didn't last too long as everything was moving along and I was still in this room. I did however walk on walks and change things to try and prove to people in my dream that I was dreaming. I think the moment I left the room I stopped lucid dreaming.

Back to the story though I looked at my hands in my dream, but they were cartoon hands and then I found out I was standing in an empty room. I started filling the room with random objects, like a chair and plants; but got confused as to whether or not I was dreaming or awake. We then talked and I told him about Poor Puma and how most of it is very much like myself and him. We saw one that said "Have a Lucid dream" - Poor Puma "Turns out it was real"

Around 5:30pm I got a text from Cory that read "Your day is about to go from ordinary to extraordinary because I'm about to go back in time and incept the first ten words of this message into your dream last night."

So I responded "So I had a lucid dream yesterday. I looked at my hands and they were cartoon at first. Then I was in this empty room and started shooting fireworks from my hands. Then I found out it was real life"

His response was "You poor, poor puma"

At around 5:40pm when I was going out to my car to go to work I noticed a smashed honeydew on the ground in front of my car. I looked at my car and noticed it was covered in seeds. I laughed and was like "Why?" and then brushed off the seeds on the windshield. My car wasn't damaged and it wasn't completely messy plus it was going to rain pretty much all week so I don't even have to clean it haha. View the picture of what I texted Cory to tell him about it.



This honeydew which probably gave whoever smashed it and threw it on my car joy; also
made my day. Probably the complete opposite reaction they were going for. But over all since no damage was done to my car everything worked out well.