Friday, July 2, 2010
Damn Seagull
I drove out to some cabin place that I owned that was about 10 minutes away from my house in the city. I had a neighbour as well but they rarely use it and I had a key for the place as well. I remember I specifically drove out there to make rice krispies squares. It was a very elaborate plan as to how I was going to make it as well. For whatever reason, I had to be away from the public and not have anyone see me. I remember not having marshmallows and was going to make a trip to get some. Really close by the cabin was a mountain that people were going on to ski/snowboard. I don’t know how it worked as it was summer and there was barely any snow. I then climbed down the mountain to some stream of water to check things out. Getting down there was really easy, but then the whole thing changed when I had to climb back out. Climbing out I had to find snow patches so I had something to work with because there was a lot of rock parts as most of the snow melted already. I got to this about 70 degree wall that was half snow half rock. I would kick in the snow parts so I would have some leg support and then grab the rocks to pull me up. Somehow behind all that was a water fall and every so often water would gush out of the places I kicked in. I was wearing these yellow shoes and one time my feet were still in the hole when water was spewing out, my initial thought was “Great now I’m going to have wet shoes” but to my surprise these shoes were really water repellent. I reached the top but then had to descend again. I ended up falling and everything in my pocket fell out. As I was gathering my things a seagull came by and ate what I believe was a coin. I was like, “Stupid bird” then it ate my key and I was like, “What the hell” I quickly gathered my stuff and then chased after the bird. It went to the road and while in the air barfed out the coin. I went to go pick it up and then it barfed out the key which I caught after the first bounce.
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